Did you know the saying wall's have ears?Idon't really care if they have but sure I do have ears and wtf? even you people Iguess.Except if they have been damaged due to love bite or prone extremely to "bak***di(sheer nonsense).
...fine before you lose your ground let me tell you what my point is ,I hear to people when they speak ,oh god common you too hear but I recently started listening (not just hearing) to different sets of people on various occasions and if I pool them together I found it a bit funny
Two friends walking to hostel from college
1.
gpa of both <7.A:Oh yaa dude I missed that last ball, .....xactly he has got ballzz man...!!
B:Yea, I knw but see irfan pat ...Oh Beh***od look at that pink dress ,..there that far left corner she sure needs me!
2.gpa >8
A:what re? you completed that last problem of the previous week's last class?(excuse
A for bad english)
B:Oh haan that one where you take e^(a+1.2345i+9083k) ?that one I remeber the answer is 1.2 ah no wait -1.2.
3.gpa>9
A: (doesn't talk)
. thought process inside the brain:( oh god this
B has 0.34 gpa more than me!!)
B:(doesn't talk) if talks asks whats
A's current
cgpa is?
4. Neigbhours who are neither friends nor enemies:
A: Thinks if he should say hii"to
B and puts a half smiled face so that he doesn't have to shy off if
B didn't return the smile ..
B: same thought procedure as
A or
looks at the sky /walls/ground/ till
A passes by.
5.The achievements :
1.
A: you know what? yesterday we were in the bar I had full three kf strong bottles up.
B:thats it? dude I saw you .Even I was there when you were leaving I was having my fourth one by then
2.
gpa >8( faking that both watched a movie ,and countering the questions with intelligent answering) {excuse A nd B for bad eng}
A:yesterday I watched the movie that one re that troy .
B: oh that one I watched last week only
A:what is that hero's name?
B; awwww..mmm...don't know new one I think
A: how do you like the plot?
B:ok,not bad but can be better.
A:climax was good no?
B:you liked it?it can be better no?
6.Two hot chicks
A:oh ya I knw he's a sucker but you knw hes a terrible fucker?how's my new mini from Levi's?
B:I think I should bunk the class, need to finish my waxing stuff and ..God heres the call again from your bf.
7.Two average looking chicks
A: I bought the Levi's pants yesterday huh that karan never gives a damn to what I say you know?any way have you.....
B:oh i'll msg karan don't worry.
8.not be killed chicks kind
A:what is the load on a dc motor at 10 Amp when a compressor load is running? hey my chunnii is torn here...
B:hey I'm planning of getting a pair of jeans and tee
A:are you nuts?
B;ok..i'll go with the pink kurta then
