ok, m still ALIVE!

Yea, folks m still existing on this planet very much! There have been numerous incidents which I thought of writing on my blog ,but to get my lazy ass to type a few words was a real pain and I finally forgot about my blog, once in a while when i remembered it was again the same deal.

Ok ,I know you wouldn't give a damn for why I wasn't there anyways I will just paint a faint picture of whats been happening in my life.

I got placed in a company,hope I will join it if it doesn't ditch me .
I have become a better Atheist, I mean I'm in a position to put forward strong arguments in my favor.
Saturdays are being spent on Mansion House .
Sundays are lost in Saturdays excitement.
I became more lazy and put on 2 kg.
No great strides on opposite sex front
I became a movie buff ,yea who wouldn't with a 320GB HD?
and got addicted to facebook,rgv's blog , I learnt a great deal about famous philosophers on existentialism.
I have tried to learn guitar but the plan was in dust instantly hopefully it gets fulfilled in holidays.
I again forgot Kiran's B'day.
but got more into hard rock and discovered some really cool bands.
coming new year is again going to be flooded with lot of resolutions folks..

A twist in the Tale

I have been a fuck up since I passed class 10th (ofcourse academically), I mean not a disastrous fuck up,but an average one,I wouldn't mind if I were a disaster or Super smart the problem is I was an average fuck .One problem I always have with Life is I can't stand averagism(does it exist?) **ok my vocabulary sucks**

Either I had to be in the sky or at the nadir,I can't be suspended in the mid air like a helpless spider, a hanging body from the willows,or something else which is the result of two forces acting in opposite ,I don't wanna live on the mercy of the two forces in agreement with each other ,don't wanna live being tore apart by the two forces each and every moment and praying that they coexist.After all this is my life and I wholly own it.John Galt ( Atlas shrugged) taught me how the crude and irrational world acts against the rational people,how the irrational and senseless people feed on the minds of the intellectuals,of how the symbol of GOD makes people lose their senses.

I disliked the educational system to the core,especially in mediocre colleges which feed on the money and give us a handful of stinking shit!I disliked people going to temples leaving all their problems to GOD .I hated empty talks,mindless crap,and people who shower sympathy.Man is a rational being ,just like animals are ruled by their instincts man can't be ruled by only his instincts.every task done by the man involves complex thought process ,which eliminates choices and chooses the best .here the "best" is what differs from man to man.It is your education,environment,commonsense which tells what "best" is.

Since the education has just become the assimilation of figures ,facts,scoring GPA's,getting jobs, there is no person who can really make the "best" choice for himself.All the decisions are taken in order to be someone else or something but never do a person really realize what he wants to be.Very few people exceute their choices rationally and they are the only happy bunch of people you find in this planet.

I'm not professing that I'm the happiest person in this planet,though I know the science behind the scenes,since I'm trapped in "society" it is really a difficult task to cut out of those pulling strings which hold you like a puppet and make them dance to your tunes.Since the policies formed by the government are for the so called "society" but not for the individual in general there is still poverty .After all what is a society without individuals?

Once the policy makers realize this there can be heaven on earth.
Greed,corruption,selfishness, illiteracy, overpopulation,molestation,rapes,floods,famines,accidents,hunger,robbery,naxalism,terrorism,nepotism,regionalism,fear of failure,fear of death,fear of power,fear of dissatisfaction,frustration.

All these issues can be swept off when people realise the power of rationality,objectivism,and start enjoying their lifes.

To give you a clear cut idea on objectivism I would suggest you to read
1.Fountain head
2.Atlas shrugged . by Ayn rand.Later you can delve into others.

PS: If you have lived your life without reading Atlas shrugged then you haven't really lived it!


Atlas shrugged movie is gonna hit the screens in 2011 for more info do visit
http: //www.imdb.com/title/tt0480239/fullcredits#cast

..Some..day

Since I was young, I always fantasized big cars,the Esteems(then),the Audis ,BMWs and Skodas now. But whenever I asked my dad to buy a car he used to say he could only buy a motorcycle and its my duty to buy my own car ,Though I used to feel disappointed initially, later I felt I would drive an Esteem someday. My dad had a motorcycle( Hero honda Cd 100) since I was born,every time there was a change in the motor cycle seat color so that we wouldn't get bored of it.We used to intensely discuss for hours together on what color we need to give it,after a lot of hustle and tussle three of us(dad,bro and myself) used to take the motorcycle and give it in a garage beside the police station and eagerly wait for that cheetah skin seat to be put on it .The feeling of sitting on a cheetah is inexplicable!

The long rides sitting on the tank holding my brother and my mom at back we four used to go to our village,and I was always proud that my father was the only person in the family who owned a bike,and added to it who knows even tripling.I used to love the gyaan he used to give me on overtaking huge containers,avoiding the muddy pools,the stray dogs,the uphill gear theories,one hand riding.

Recently he bought a Pulsar and asked me to drive,initially dad was apprehensive of sitting at my back and when I forced him to he agreed to it.after reaching home he told me " You drive a lot better than ur dad!"

Take off..

Don't ask me why, because today I flew high.
Is it because I got high.?
It's not the usual cry,not the same old dye,not even a sweet pie.
Its the nature's own tie.
But I flew high in the sky, and boy give me a hi-fi,its such an awesome try.
I floated ,dived,looped,drifted,cried,yelled,laughed,moaned, in the endless space.
The sky was my play ground and I'm the sole player
I can just play this game forever.

Pressure vent..

I'm a lazy bum yet I feel I can work my ass off if I wish.
I'm an idiot yet I sometimes feel the world has a majority of them.
I don't stick to anything , may it be relations,movies ,books,studies,food,booze,chicks,dress,I just get bored so easily that I drift away and start doing something else..I think I was a dog in my earlier life..
I wanna do many things..sexy things, boring things,"wow dude" kinda things, "you are unbelievable!!" kinda stuff, "Fuck you!" stuff," ass -hole" stuff(Hindi), "ummm..ummm" stuff .."aah..aah" things too mostly but where's the time dude?

I came across an interesting question recently " what would you do if you got an extra hour every day? i.e25 hrs.."??When I was imaging what I would do I found that no matter how many extra hours are awarded I will still be the same silly guy,There is something fundamentally wrong with this entire world..may be evolution I guess .In the process of evolution people turned out to be more serious,may be after some 100 years people would see smile only in the photographs and think "Awww..what an awful expression these ancestors have?"

Why do people have serious faces? Why not every be like Joker in Batman,yea I don't mind the scars after all.
How come people like Rahul Gandhi come straight into politics and try to make this country a heaven? He is a college drop out,has done nothing except carrying the tag Gandhi, and how long are these people gonna vote based on the caste ,religgion and incentives?every day when I read about the Election issues in the paper I get frustrated.
These people never change,may be some Indian Hitler should come and set the things straight I'm fed up seeing the hungry mouths,deserted lands, dry tongues,empty bowels,corrupted hands,jobless youth, dying children.

Future part 2

oh well,i know your IQ may not be so great if you consider the average IQ of the people according to surveys it would be around 40 and if you drop readers who follow this blog from the data it would be around 10 so considering the worst case let me tell you what would be the future like to my brilliant readers as well as In-duh-viduals( thanx to Dilbert for the term)



>>>Who told women are minority and women are ruled by men?why is there a special attention towards women who actually rule the world? here is the argument
ECONOMY:
you think all the super and hyper markets are springing up to sell sports shoe and razor blade packets for men?Women are solely responsible for the economy almost 80% of the goods in the supermarkets are for women or at least 80% of the profits made by the organization would be via selling woman oriented products because they just buy them like that.

>>PROOF: Non availability of sex at all places and only at woman's consent.
I think only the fashion industry is ruled by men that is why we see woman in eye candy short dresses ,hopefully men will fight until death to remain in this industry otherwise we would be totally defeated.

>>In the future Pheromones will be invented so that you can artificially arouse people the advertisement would be something on similar lines.

" SEX AROUSAL PHEROMONES: warning may cause extreme arousal please stay away from animals!"

What do you think would be the most viewed TV serial in the future when the entire world would be working their ass off for 24*7?

A guy would sit in a chair with a chips packet for the whole one hour listening to music ,dreaming of last night's sex, his car being parked near his house and he reaching office on time.

Into the future

For all those of you who are eager or not even bothered about how the future would here's the glimpse of your vision 20x0 folks.

There are several predictions of which I'll mention some
prediction1: Sex with Aliens
prediction2:Women remain to be powerful as of now and still dominate men
prediction3:The whole economy would solely depend on women.

1. In the future Aliens would be among us and all you perverts who accidentally came to this blog by typing "sex" on Google and the others ( the brilliants) who regularly follow my blog yea you heard it right. I'm not just proposing this argument blindly because just look around you and you'll see how sex hungry people are,OK pervert I'll explain it in your own language .All the modern developments would be centered around women.

TV: to look at women prettier than those at home
VCD: look other guy seducing women
Car: To go for dates
Printing press: To draw your attention towards hot women
clothes: Not to draw more than one woman's attention because you would again feel sad for a poor performance while handling two at a time
Food: so that you can date until you survive.
Education: without which you can't read Play boy mate!
Medical field: To aid your performance and cash on your weaknesses.

So, people would be starving for sex,and then our alien friends would obviously provide a way out to satisfy the hunger.

The conversation between Alien and a human :
alien: hey sexy! i like your muscles.
human: oh that's natural, ummmmm can I touch that?
alien: yea, but that doesn't sexually arouse me.
human: but it looks soft and very bright I think I should proceed with that.
alien:I have done the same thing 3000 years ago when I was a human you moron.

MY kind of society

probably this is my shortest post...Dream society not far away,

The crazy renewal

All of us have the same problem of the software limited editions , the window which pops up out of blue saying " Sorry, but your account has been expired,please buy the full version for x$" when we are using the swr which we generally even don't look at which would be lying at the left most corner on the desktop with a pity face. now, a similar thing h append to me but this thing is cool folks..errr uber COOl.
I was using this Word Web pro dictionary software for quite long a few days back a window popped suddenly saying" you have been using Word Web for one year now you have an option to buy the full version or answer the following question" so,obviously I didn't want to buy the software when i can reinstall it so I thought I'll check what the question is finding it interesting. the question was something like this.
How many times did you travel by flight in the last 6 months?
options:
A. twice
B. thrice
c. Once
D. never

so,I thought I should be honest and at the same time I was considering their humanitarian side wanting to help people who never traveled by flights or their extreme hatred toward Rich people who travel by planes,so whatever it is I thought D is my answer and I clicked it cautiously .Then in few moments I was stroking my hair, sipping the last drop of coffee and looking at myself in the mirror and smiling at my prowess and intelligent analysis of the situation in short I was celebrating my victory,yea you guessed it right the window showed the message
" You can continue to use Word Web now"....A classic Victory aint it?
then I immediately slipped into my dream world on the cozy bed and when I woke up I thought i had a dream about the crazy renewal of word web pro software and I thought why would anyone have such crazy renewal schemes, so I dismissed the thought and carried on my daily nonsense but deep inside me I was very sure that it wasn't a dream so I thought I should google my doubt then I tried all possible combinations like word web pro expiry,word web pro renewal,word web,word web pro expiry message ,wes web pro expiry and finally i got what i wanted a forum on Word web
then to my surprise I found that it wasn't any dream but true.....heres the discussion from the forum

checker OPosted: Mon sep 24,s2o07n8s:16-cm Post subject: I9quot)en
tts a 30-day-version only.
It says: A1l users may use word web for 30 days for evaluation purposes.
Join.d: 20 2oo7 after 30 days you may use it only if you take less than 3 flights in any 12 month period
Posts: 262 .'... If you fly more than this you must purchase word web Pro to continue using the sottware after 30 days'.r
uocation: Ingolstadt.
Germany
Back to top I p,oPi.]
grannyGeek OPosted: Mon sep 24. 2oo7 5:s6 pm Post subject: (squoteJe
I havent gone to the site, but quoting from Checkers quote
Joined: 26 Uar 2o07
Posts: 158 Quote:
After 30 days you may use it only if you take less than 3 flights in any 12 month period

Its the I obsession again

I am: confused,play boy,a** hole.

I think: too much

I eat: for living
I live: for eating

I love: myself
I hate: hatred
I guess: I'm in love
I jump: to catch a glimpse of the hot chick
I run: to see her walking
I drink: to forget her
I piss: with passion
I drive: without licence

I have: attitude

I don't: care
I can't: be nice
I won't: be nice
I can: do anything
I will: do something

I'm obsessed: with many obsessions
I plead: only when I need
I cry: when I can't control my laughter
I live : to piss off people
I do: a lot of crap
I should: stop writing this crap!

rAND -Om- ness.

I thought to sprinkle some random thoughts dear folks,

If you were given a chance to design the game then what would be the master pass word?
the password to cross the first stage?the last level?well, my pass words would be something on these lines

wow she is hot, yea baby I love you too, fuck you bitch, get lost you loser, oh yea baby....

Imagine you walk into some new place and want to switch on the fan /light.then which switch would you choose from the switchboard? without a second thought go for the right most switch for the light and the one just beside it for fan,this is a time tested theory put forward by my friend pratik,and if it doesn't work just try the next one even if it doesn't try the next one ..
after all nothing in this world comes with out effort ain't it?

I have become a true nocturnal creature my bed time has taken a huge leap and jumped to around 3:00am some times it touches 4 am too the peak was 6:30am.I have got many works pending the novels are just lying on my desk and crying to embrace them but when I'm too busy with my blogging, a hot cup of coffee ,the sweet grapes, the romantic songs,the lip smacking lays,and the touch of the cool breeze its just not possible for other things to be on my list.

I have watched two good movies recently and both of them deal with imposing personalities who have walked straight into peoples mind inspired them and brought a true nationalistic spirit in the masses. The movies are Valryie and Che the former on Hitler and the later on Ernesto Che Guvera the cuban revoultionist,oh how imposing they are! Though many of you may not like hitler and declare he is a sadist and question my sadistic taste ,yea I agree with you people but I have got my own considerations I don't judge people by their deeds totally I also take their principles and objectives into consideration so to get a feel of Hitlers thoughts I'm reading" Mein kampf" and to get a feel of Che I guess I should get his book .

boon/bane?

When I was drafting the below post I thought i should add some of the annoying sms and to my surprise there are some sites dedicated for annoying sms. here are some of the excerpts load yourself and use them as defense when some one is bugging you this is kwn as de(err) re bugging I guess.

I am a killer, I kill people for money.....But because you are my friend, I'll kill you for nothing!

News: 3 Chimps escaped from the zoo... 1 was caught watching tv... another playing football and the third one was caught reading this txt message

You are so beautiful, sweet and faithful... It is a pity that I do not like animals!!!

Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now..... sorry I will leave, I can't find a brain.

u should do 2 things in the morning 1)pray to GOD so u can live 2) have a shower so others can live...

Roses are red, violets are blue, when I sense the smell of the bathroom, I think of you !

One day theres a meeting in da forest attended by tiger, horse, lion etc... but the meeting has not been started cos the monkey is reading this.

UR 100%beautiful UR 100%lovely UR 100%sweet UR 100%nice and UR 100%stupid to believe these words!

I'm at the Police Station. The police caught me & filed a case against me 4 "POSSESSION OF GOOD LOOKS" I'm doomed! NEED SOMEONE UGLY 2 BAIL ME OUT; So HURRY UP!

Your teeth are so yellow, i can't believe it's not butter!!!

You are like a toilet-youre either freé, täken, unävaìlable, éngagéd, out of order, taking the piss, or just full of shit!!

	CNN News. Bush orders 15,000 FBI trained dogs to track down Osama. FBI awaiting further orders as one of the dogs is reading this
	Roses are red ... Violets are blue ... but a face like yours belongs in the zoo !!!

This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog! ... Now read without the word dog.

Brain detector activated, calibrating, now searching.........still searching......get a good grip of your mobile....still searching.......no brains found.

Will we play the hulk together??.....I will be tall and strong and you green and ugly!!!

For you I would go as far as the end of the world. Do you promise to stay here ?"

HALLO, this is your mobile. There is no particular problem. I just wanted to leave your pocket, want the smell is unbearable!!!

You used to be so ugly that your mother had to tie a steak around your neck, otherwise even the dog would not play with you

The death note

oh!,people take birth and lead their life some people struggling the rest guzzling the former's blood.
Then one fine day they take off and kick the bucket,I really get weird ideas when death is the matter at heart. How one would feel if he were given a chance to speak to all he wanted to before dying?tell them he loves them tell them how badly he loves them and how bitterly he has put the feelings corked up in his mind for all these years . I'm sure 15 minutes is more than enough to talk to the dear ones and bid them adieu. On the other side of the coin there are people who love him/her, who take the person as a ray of joy in their life,who long for his touch,who just wanna hug him and pat on his back, who wanna kick in his ass, who wanna jump at the thought of his death.

whatever it may be, there are a mixed flood of emotions and all these may appear quite complex to deal with but I have got an elegant idea when I received a good night message from a friend of myne in the c++ programming language ( Aww !! arghh i wanna die now!!)let me take pain to type it for you

#include
Love main()
{ char you;
clrmind();
if( you==sleeping)
{cout<<"sorry for disturbing"; else cout<<"gud nite";} getch(); and an additional smiley [:D] God! then I immediately wanted to reply him " HEY DUDE WASSUP? I'M DYING GOT ANYTHING TO SAY?" so this is the idea of the last sms just frwd it to all the people in the contact list and get ready for the emotional atyachar.

The song of the millenium

Ok, so you call yourself a music freak? music geek? do you intend to say you can't live without music?then tell me what is the maximum number of times you listened to a song of an alien language if you liked it?

well,I played it for 12 hrs non stop any one who can out do me? . its a song from movie Subramaniapuram (tamil) .I just love the song for the simplicity in picturing it and the complexity in making it so down to earth.I guess you folks must not miss this one.I 'm in love with those expressions of swathi she is just awesome. Since there is some problem with my connection I could not upload the video but here's the You tube link trust me you'll love it.

[ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WNZHjGWjKis&feature=related]

Extreme Romance

It was a dark night. The clouds have got more romantic and are basking in the moon's light and so the night got even darker,cool breeze kept the paper on my desk fluttering and my door banging.
I was so tired that I went to bed unmindful of keeping the door open,then she came in with her beautiful maroon and yellow dress, I broke up with her at the same time the year last year and never wanted to see her again in my life .(Aww how I hate her! ).I was still in a deep sleep then she came closer to me ,inched a bit more so that she could feel me,I could feel her touching my arms then I cuddled closer not relenting to the beauty's plea, so she inched even more closer and she skilfully placed her arms around my neck and kissed me warmly near my neck then when I was about to open my eyes to look her into the eye she kissed me again near my eye and immediately slid her arms into my shirt and kissed me all over and then I was numb and I was conscious only at 7:39am when my alarm started buzzing .I woke up and rushed to the bath with the brush in my mouth then when I looked at myself in the mirror I found the love bite near my eye,I didn't give it much a thought though since I was in a hurry ,I came back to room and was about to change my shirt I found the that the last night's romance has turned out to be a mess I have love bites in many places,then I knew it was she the one whom I hated , and determined not to see again.I cursed myself for being a duffer and being an ass hole for letting her again into my life, sleeping like a dog without feeling.

She's beautiful,sexy her pace is irresistible her looks are flattening,I love everything about her except for the rude romance that is why we broke up otherwise I can look at her all day long ,and do anything for her.

Ps: for all those who wanna know who she is I don't wanna keep your fingers crossed or anything she is "The Manipal Bug". a local insect the most painful bite you can afford!

Dreams

I'm dreaming a lot nowadays especially during the day.I dream quite a lot of stuff
beautiful beaches, sumptuous dishes,women, sleep( yea,I dream about sleeping while I'm sleeping),women,rain, success,failure,deserts,women,forests,mountains,women,films,wars,cars,women,women,women,and yea last but not least women.

IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII....I..I.....I the absolute

Those extra minutes of sleep on Monday morning on the warm cosy bed
Those last drops of beer on a Saturday night.
That first kiss in those woods.
That rush of adrenaline @ 120kmph
That warm hug on a chilly winter night.
Those mouth watering chicken dishes .
That remote control car of my neighbor.
That girl at the backdoor.
Those secrets about the hot chick around the corner.
The first pet in my hands.
The first look at the beard in the mirror.
Those glances at the micro mini.
The first love.
The last crush.
The first shot. I want them all again,want them badly desperately..!!

I found it...

I've been pulling my hair,banging my head ,screaming,jerking ,and abusing myself because I thought I'm not being what I actually want to be and want it so badly that I don't want to be wanted by those people who cry for wanting.So, today I realized what I wanted .Its not a BMW
nor a date with a hot chick nor the steaming Bawarchi-biryani nor the sweet home nor the good looks,nor the abyss nor the zenith nor the rock no not even the punk nor an MS nor an MBA nor a placement and no not even a penny.

What I want is humor!!..how long has it been since I laughed till I shed tears out of ecstasy?How long has it really been that some one made me laugh till my bowels started crying for a break,when was the last time I went under the bench in the class room to put the hanky in my mouth and control the laughter?I 'm tired of gagging or rather trying to laugh for those ugly jokes,the great PJ's,the foolish and silly remarks made on third persons.I want to laugh and don't even mind dying. So it is "pursuit of happiness "from my side too Will Smith gimme a 5!

I'm lucky to find the following when I was just pursuing this mission

A teacher asks his students to walk on to the chalk board and add something to an existing picture to make it something more meaningful so he first calls on Mary to add something to an already existing line on the board.



Next Joseph comes and adds something more meaningful.


Sasha comes and makes it more interesting,Now the teacher is really scared to call JACK because he screws up even the most organized stuff but since the picture is more than obvious the teacher thought its ok to give JACK a chance so he calls him up and look what the hero does


wohaaaa..Yea ,long live JACK OFF ALL!

Can google Teach ??

I came across this wonderful article what would it be if google can teach automotive industry to opt for open source designing.?If that is so,imagine we would be having the new beta versions of the cars custom designed by the customers and innumerable BMWs,Fords,Audis on the roads each class apart from the rest. Then we would sure peep and strain our backs to have a look at the custom designed car because each car would be unique .

Imagine ordering the spare parts of your car from BOSCH,the Audio system from BOSE, ..and so.on..then You can get it painted by your Salim/shekar/sailu/or any enthusiastic painter who share your taste .I particularly imagined the rock fans custom car with a huge Metallica sign and then the BosE system with multi dynamic sound speakers in it,if its sport then u can have bats and rackets,if its movies you can have shades of priyanka with tinge of deepika..you name it and we give it!

That would definitely save the auto industry from the claws of recession because it is we the customers who design our cars there are zillions of threads on facebook,orkut about cars where people enthusiastically discuss even about the trivial aspects of the cars so why not auto industry let people decide what they should pay for?

jobless~~clueless~~

Well,I'm jobless not in the sense of the (earning) job but basically I figured out I've got nothing to do err??..nothing worth doing..errr.??.not willing to do anything that is worth something?perfect ?
yup, to give you a feel of it if you are on my orkut list just go and check if your fans number has increased and if it has, it most probably is because I have realized I'm your fan !

I clicked the star icon on orkut some 70 times and was fan of 70 instantly!!
I have logged into g talk 6 times in a span of one hour to check if any chick is alive!
,I scanned the LAN 5 times to check if any one has added new stuff,
have changed the template of the blog thrice,logged in to face book twice,
zoosk once checked out the profile of my friends friend and copy pasted 5 flirts,phub twice, downloaded 2 colourful movies,
posted 3 posts on the blog,
watched i-robot,Borat,Arundathi(BAHH!!!..),roadies ep 6,2 colourful movies,planned of watching the terminal but postponed it.
clicked {*123#} on the phone some 10 times in 3 hours span I guess.
Replyed to scraps from guys!!
googled about: site metre,scuba diving, pagalguy,myfreepaysite.

and now I'm posting this one while checking on the gtalk status!!..damn internet.I've become a moron!

Over heard:

Did you know the saying wall's have ears?Idon't really care if they have but sure I do have ears and wtf? even you people Iguess.Except if they have been damaged due to love bite or prone extremely to "bak***di(sheer nonsense).
...fine before you lose your ground let me tell you what my point is ,I hear to people when they speak ,oh god common you too hear but I recently started listening (not just hearing) to different sets of people on various occasions and if I pool them together I found it a bit funny

Two friends walking to hostel from college

1.gpa of both <7.
A:Oh yaa dude I missed that last ball, .....xactly he has got ballzz man...!!
B:Yea, I knw but see irfan pat ...Oh Beh***od look at that pink dress ,..there that far left corner she sure needs me!

2.gpa >8

A:what re? you completed that last problem of the previous week's last class?(excuse A for bad english)
B:Oh haan that one where you take e^(a+1.2345i+9083k) ?that one I remeber the answer is 1.2 ah no wait -1.2.

3.gpa>9
A: (doesn't talk)
. thought process inside the brain:( oh god this B has 0.34 gpa more than me!!)
B:(doesn't talk) if talks asks whats A's current cgpa is?

4. Neigbhours who are neither friends nor enemies:
A: Thinks if he should say hii"to B and puts a half smiled face so that he doesn't have to shy off if B didn't return the smile ..

B: same thought procedure as A or looks at the sky /walls/ground/ till A passes by.

5.The achievements :

1.

A: you know what? yesterday we were in the bar I had full three kf strong bottles up.
B:thats it? dude I saw you .Even I was there when you were leaving I was having my fourth one by then

2.gpa >8( faking that both watched a movie ,and countering the questions with intelligent answering) {excuse A nd B for bad eng}

A:yesterday I watched the movie that one re that troy .
B: oh that one I watched last week only
A:what is that hero's name?
B; awwww..mmm...don't know new one I think
A: how do you like the plot?
B:ok,not bad but can be better.
A:climax was good no?
B:you liked it?it can be better no?

6.Two hot chicks

A:oh ya I knw he's a sucker but you knw hes a terrible fucker?how's my new mini from Levi's?
B:I think I should bunk the class, need to finish my waxing stuff and ..God heres the call again from your bf.

7.Two average looking chicks

A: I bought the Levi's pants yesterday huh that karan never gives a damn to what I say you know?any way have you.....
B:oh i'll msg karan don't worry.

8.not be killed chicks kind
A:what is the load on a dc motor at 10 Amp when a compressor load is running? hey my chunnii is torn here...
B:hey I'm planning of getting a pair of jeans and tee
A:are you nuts?
B;ok..i'll go with the pink kurta then

Amature trials at photography

Hello folks!after math exams to let the frustration out ,I usually end up watching 3 to 4 movies at a stretch,browse hell down under,listen to the latest collection,and try to do everything possible to comfort the ego that it is out of those "three"days of agony!,

I think the visitor count tool is really kewl,so I know some is having time to the read the crap I'm writing apart from fucking,but I think there are many nice blogs to spend time on ,that doesn't mean you click away..oh !
Hey,so you still there?cool, leeme come to what Iwas speaking about yea, the random browising thing.So I was just flipping through my folders and I found the "pics"folder where my"amature photography"skills were loaded,actually I tried to hit on photography ,so got a 3.2mp cam cell,and tried out for the first 3 days then I almost forgot about it.
so I thought the pics are like icing on the crap!..