Dreams

I'm dreaming a lot nowadays especially during the day.I dream quite a lot of stuff
beautiful beaches, sumptuous dishes,women, sleep( yea,I dream about sleeping while I'm sleeping),women,rain, success,failure,deserts,women,forests,mountains,women,films,wars,cars,women,women,women,and yea last but not least women.

IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII....I..I.....I the absolute

Those extra minutes of sleep on Monday morning on the warm cosy bed
Those last drops of beer on a Saturday night.
That first kiss in those woods.
That rush of adrenaline @ 120kmph
That warm hug on a chilly winter night.
Those mouth watering chicken dishes .
That remote control car of my neighbor.
That girl at the backdoor.
Those secrets about the hot chick around the corner.
The first pet in my hands.
The first look at the beard in the mirror.
Those glances at the micro mini.
The first love.
The last crush.
The first shot. I want them all again,want them badly desperately..!!

I found it...

I've been pulling my hair,banging my head ,screaming,jerking ,and abusing myself because I thought I'm not being what I actually want to be and want it so badly that I don't want to be wanted by those people who cry for wanting.So, today I realized what I wanted .Its not a BMW
nor a date with a hot chick nor the steaming Bawarchi-biryani nor the sweet home nor the good looks,nor the abyss nor the zenith nor the rock no not even the punk nor an MS nor an MBA nor a placement and no not even a penny.

What I want is humor!!..how long has it been since I laughed till I shed tears out of ecstasy?How long has it really been that some one made me laugh till my bowels started crying for a break,when was the last time I went under the bench in the class room to put the hanky in my mouth and control the laughter?I 'm tired of gagging or rather trying to laugh for those ugly jokes,the great PJ's,the foolish and silly remarks made on third persons.I want to laugh and don't even mind dying. So it is "pursuit of happiness "from my side too Will Smith gimme a 5!

I'm lucky to find the following when I was just pursuing this mission

A teacher asks his students to walk on to the chalk board and add something to an existing picture to make it something more meaningful so he first calls on Mary to add something to an already existing line on the board.



Next Joseph comes and adds something more meaningful.


Sasha comes and makes it more interesting,Now the teacher is really scared to call JACK because he screws up even the most organized stuff but since the picture is more than obvious the teacher thought its ok to give JACK a chance so he calls him up and look what the hero does


wohaaaa..Yea ,long live JACK OFF ALL!