Its the I obsession again

I am: confused,play boy,a** hole.

I think: too much

I eat: for living
I live: for eating

I love: myself
I hate: hatred
I guess: I'm in love
I jump: to catch a glimpse of the hot chick
I run: to see her walking
I drink: to forget her
I piss: with passion
I drive: without licence

I have: attitude

I don't: care
I can't: be nice
I won't: be nice
I can: do anything
I will: do something

I'm obsessed: with many obsessions
I plead: only when I need
I cry: when I can't control my laughter
I live : to piss off people
I do: a lot of crap
I should: stop writing this crap!

rAND -Om- ness.

I thought to sprinkle some random thoughts dear folks,

If you were given a chance to design the game then what would be the master pass word?
the password to cross the first stage?the last level?well, my pass words would be something on these lines

wow she is hot, yea baby I love you too, fuck you bitch, get lost you loser, oh yea baby....

Imagine you walk into some new place and want to switch on the fan /light.then which switch would you choose from the switchboard? without a second thought go for the right most switch for the light and the one just beside it for fan,this is a time tested theory put forward by my friend pratik,and if it doesn't work just try the next one even if it doesn't try the next one ..
after all nothing in this world comes with out effort ain't it?

I have become a true nocturnal creature my bed time has taken a huge leap and jumped to around 3:00am some times it touches 4 am too the peak was 6:30am.I have got many works pending the novels are just lying on my desk and crying to embrace them but when I'm too busy with my blogging, a hot cup of coffee ,the sweet grapes, the romantic songs,the lip smacking lays,and the touch of the cool breeze its just not possible for other things to be on my list.

I have watched two good movies recently and both of them deal with imposing personalities who have walked straight into peoples mind inspired them and brought a true nationalistic spirit in the masses. The movies are Valryie and Che the former on Hitler and the later on Ernesto Che Guvera the cuban revoultionist,oh how imposing they are! Though many of you may not like hitler and declare he is a sadist and question my sadistic taste ,yea I agree with you people but I have got my own considerations I don't judge people by their deeds totally I also take their principles and objectives into consideration so to get a feel of Hitlers thoughts I'm reading" Mein kampf" and to get a feel of Che I guess I should get his book .

boon/bane?

When I was drafting the below post I thought i should add some of the annoying sms and to my surprise there are some sites dedicated for annoying sms. here are some of the excerpts load yourself and use them as defense when some one is bugging you this is kwn as de(err) re bugging I guess.

I am a killer, I kill people for money.....But because you are my friend, I'll kill you for nothing!

News: 3 Chimps escaped from the zoo... 1 was caught watching tv... another playing football and the third one was caught reading this txt message

You are so beautiful, sweet and faithful... It is a pity that I do not like animals!!!

Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now..... sorry I will leave, I can't find a brain.

u should do 2 things in the morning 1)pray to GOD so u can live 2) have a shower so others can live...

Roses are red, violets are blue, when I sense the smell of the bathroom, I think of you !

One day theres a meeting in da forest attended by tiger, horse, lion etc... but the meeting has not been started cos the monkey is reading this.

UR 100%beautiful UR 100%lovely UR 100%sweet UR 100%nice and UR 100%stupid to believe these words!

I'm at the Police Station. The police caught me & filed a case against me 4 "POSSESSION OF GOOD LOOKS" I'm doomed! NEED SOMEONE UGLY 2 BAIL ME OUT; So HURRY UP!

Your teeth are so yellow, i can't believe it's not butter!!!

You are like a toilet-youre either freé, täken, unävaìlable, éngagéd, out of order, taking the piss, or just full of shit!!

	CNN News. Bush orders 15,000 FBI trained dogs to track down Osama. FBI awaiting further orders as one of the dogs is reading this
	Roses are red ... Violets are blue ... but a face like yours belongs in the zoo !!!

This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog! ... Now read without the word dog.

Brain detector activated, calibrating, now searching.........still searching......get a good grip of your mobile....still searching.......no brains found.

Will we play the hulk together??.....I will be tall and strong and you green and ugly!!!

For you I would go as far as the end of the world. Do you promise to stay here ?"

HALLO, this is your mobile. There is no particular problem. I just wanted to leave your pocket, want the smell is unbearable!!!

You used to be so ugly that your mother had to tie a steak around your neck, otherwise even the dog would not play with you

The death note

oh!,people take birth and lead their life some people struggling the rest guzzling the former's blood.
Then one fine day they take off and kick the bucket,I really get weird ideas when death is the matter at heart. How one would feel if he were given a chance to speak to all he wanted to before dying?tell them he loves them tell them how badly he loves them and how bitterly he has put the feelings corked up in his mind for all these years . I'm sure 15 minutes is more than enough to talk to the dear ones and bid them adieu. On the other side of the coin there are people who love him/her, who take the person as a ray of joy in their life,who long for his touch,who just wanna hug him and pat on his back, who wanna kick in his ass, who wanna jump at the thought of his death.

whatever it may be, there are a mixed flood of emotions and all these may appear quite complex to deal with but I have got an elegant idea when I received a good night message from a friend of myne in the c++ programming language ( Aww !! arghh i wanna die now!!)let me take pain to type it for you

#include
Love main()
{ char you;
clrmind();
if( you==sleeping)
{cout<<"sorry for disturbing"; else cout<<"gud nite";} getch(); and an additional smiley [:D] God! then I immediately wanted to reply him " HEY DUDE WASSUP? I'M DYING GOT ANYTHING TO SAY?" so this is the idea of the last sms just frwd it to all the people in the contact list and get ready for the emotional atyachar.

The song of the millenium

Ok, so you call yourself a music freak? music geek? do you intend to say you can't live without music?then tell me what is the maximum number of times you listened to a song of an alien language if you liked it?

well,I played it for 12 hrs non stop any one who can out do me? . its a song from movie Subramaniapuram (tamil) .I just love the song for the simplicity in picturing it and the complexity in making it so down to earth.I guess you folks must not miss this one.I 'm in love with those expressions of swathi she is just awesome. Since there is some problem with my connection I could not upload the video but here's the You tube link trust me you'll love it.

[ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WNZHjGWjKis&feature=related]

Extreme Romance

It was a dark night. The clouds have got more romantic and are basking in the moon's light and so the night got even darker,cool breeze kept the paper on my desk fluttering and my door banging.
I was so tired that I went to bed unmindful of keeping the door open,then she came in with her beautiful maroon and yellow dress, I broke up with her at the same time the year last year and never wanted to see her again in my life .(Aww how I hate her! ).I was still in a deep sleep then she came closer to me ,inched a bit more so that she could feel me,I could feel her touching my arms then I cuddled closer not relenting to the beauty's plea, so she inched even more closer and she skilfully placed her arms around my neck and kissed me warmly near my neck then when I was about to open my eyes to look her into the eye she kissed me again near my eye and immediately slid her arms into my shirt and kissed me all over and then I was numb and I was conscious only at 7:39am when my alarm started buzzing .I woke up and rushed to the bath with the brush in my mouth then when I looked at myself in the mirror I found the love bite near my eye,I didn't give it much a thought though since I was in a hurry ,I came back to room and was about to change my shirt I found the that the last night's romance has turned out to be a mess I have love bites in many places,then I knew it was she the one whom I hated , and determined not to see again.I cursed myself for being a duffer and being an ass hole for letting her again into my life, sleeping like a dog without feeling.

She's beautiful,sexy her pace is irresistible her looks are flattening,I love everything about her except for the rude romance that is why we broke up otherwise I can look at her all day long ,and do anything for her.

Ps: for all those who wanna know who she is I don't wanna keep your fingers crossed or anything she is "The Manipal Bug". a local insect the most painful bite you can afford!