The poet(s) of the fall

Inspired by a blue eyed beautiful girl ~~~~~~~

Yesterday I saw the blue sky

Its just yesterday I saw that blue eye

she gave me a hi fi and said hieee..

can you tell me why?

do you think I lie?

its not that I don't cry, but as the time goes by

I know my heart would die and tears would dry

I understand its difficult to get by but

its time to say good bye

:   done in LCT class...[:D]

Dial a Robber for hot wheels.

Want a car for a throw away price?

If yes, then you have to kill your consience for some period, wait for about 2 to 3 weeks and  may be you have to compromise with the colour  too, but you'll be assured the car at exactly half the price or something less than that.

wondering how that is possible? yeah, it is quite possible in the presnt day world because there are a new professionals in the town" the car robbers" they have openened a consultancy where in you place the order and they steal the car for you.

Ya, i'm not kidding The ET says that if it is treated as a permissible business then it would rank 50th among the fortune 500 companies. In US alone it is a $9 billion business and growing.

They steal the vehicles in one place and sell them in other states by bribing the RTO officials ,in garden city itself some 5000 cases have been registered.

so folks if you are seriously planning to buy a car may be you can  give a thought to it..[:D] 

Mmm Mmmm.... "M"

Recently the Economomic Times quoted the words of Ratan Tata who said " We have shifted from a bad M to a good M'. He meant to say that because the Nano  project was shifted from Mamta benarjee's (Kolkata) court to Modi's court( Ahmedabad). Though the intention behind his statement is clear some people are of opinin that letter M is some kinda bad letter in English alphabet because it is mid way between the letters i'e position 13. This was not the opinion of the people of present times but previously Ian flemming the creator of James bond had also mentioned the same portraying bond in Military (M) and as Machoman(M) though the prospects were different. However I find its quite ridiculous that anything has to with the name.

Recently after the stock market downfall, people have become crazy that they are readily accepting the beliefs that something is wrong with the name which has finally led the bear loose on the market ( ehhh??) The ET has also given some guidlines to those people who are intersted in changing their names.Where are we heading ???.......

Doodle and Overflow of knowledge

So, are you an MBBS student too ?? don't say No! because i'm not speaking about those white apron clad beautiful chicks nor those nerdy guys .I'm talking about those people who know what they are and who don't  give a damn about what others think,

I'm speaking about those souls for whom life is nothing but a wonderful journey, for whom the ears  act like all pass filters when the  words "EXAMS"..."ASSIGNMENTS"..."LAST DATES".."DEADLINES" pop up..by now you must have guessed who I'm and whom am I representing ... yeah the Great Back Benchers society!

so, if you are a back bencher then for sure you are a doodler too..! It is the way people express their ideas, views from issues ranging from matters of world concern to some censored stuff...

the last benches are the places you should refer for the expert advice on ny topic under the sun and well, ya we deal with cosmic theories too.[:(]. Scrathing your head for the best chick in the college?? then just take a few steps back and you'll find the expert answer with proper anyalysis in these places.

After a long walk to the college and trying to manage somehow on the foot board of the bus yyou reach the class , obviously we should relax for the effotrs we have put to come to that place so what better place you have than the last bench?

Fan of a rock band? a foot ball club?? a movie? a movie star?  wanna complete an unfinished novel? wanna sleep for some more time my dear? how about trying  some creative desigining on the benches? gearing up for some heated debates on some hot stuff? SMS, MMS, Lays, choclolates, ipod, the ultra slim mobile..

If you said yes, to any one of these then welcome to the MBBS .

"let there be back bench!" 

heres a small poem from a back bencher:

Let me doodle and place my label on the table

please don't trouble as I'm feeble

Can you make me invisible?

Can you make me indestructible?

Why don't you put me in a cubicle and juggle?

I can't stop the giggle

for I know you are brilliant but please don't mumble

I would rather prefer the blood tripple

and bones crumble

I know its a bit terrible ,but it is the soul key for the trouble,

Life is just a bubble, So please don'tmake it miserable

Let it roll like a pebble and jump with joy like a colourful marble

Let me doodle and place my label on the table

please don't trouble as I'm feeble

Murphy for the unkown

Hey folks!!,  all those who know about Murphy's law just enjoy the modern laws by sliding a bit ,and for the people who don't know about this soul, let me have the pleasure of introducing you people to the world of Murphy.

It was named after captain Edward A Murphy who was working in Air force on some project shouted at the authorities when he was asked for explanation about the malfunction of some transducer .Murphy yelled "anything that has to go wrong will" then his assistant noted it as Murphy's law from then people added to the list of laws..lets attempt to make Murphy proud with the modern laws here they go.. 

LAW ABOUT GALS

Beautiful galz are either in junior or in senior batch

~Beauty *brains=constant for girls

~If geography of a gal is good her history is probably bad

~The best girls will always hang out with the lousiest guys!

~Skirts getting shorter is the sign of booming economy

~The girl you want to be interested in you, always assumes you are already in a relationship.

Whenever a conversation with a girl begins to get interesting, someone always joins the conversation 

LAW OF THE BATHROOM: 
When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.


LAW OF THE THEATRE: 
People with the seats at the furthest from the aisle arrive last.


LAW OF BIOMECHANICS: 
The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.


LAW OF THE TELEPHONE: 
When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged one.


LAW OF THE WORKSHOP: 
Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.


LAW OF THE RESULT: 
When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will.


LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR: 
After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.


LAW OF VARIATION: 
If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.


LAW OF THE ALIBI: 
If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the Next morning you will have a flat tire.


LAW OF CLOSE ENCOUNTERS: 
The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.


LAW OF COFFEE: 
As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold no matter how hot is your coffee is.

LAW Of HOSPITALITY:

The hospital is a place where they will wake you up to give you a sleeping pill.....

can add loadz and loadz so try to add some more to my list via comments.........