Hey folks!!, all those who know about Murphy's law just enjoy the modern laws by sliding a bit ,and for the people who don't know about this soul, let me have the pleasure of introducing you people to the world of Murphy.
It was named after captain Edward A Murphy who was working in Air force on some project shouted at the authorities when he was asked for explanation about the malfunction of some transducer .Murphy yelled "anything that has to go wrong will" then his assistant noted it as Murphy's law from then people added to the list of laws..lets attempt to make Murphy proud with the modern laws here they go..
LAW ABOUT GALS
Beautiful galz are either in junior or in senior batch
~Beauty *brains=constant for girls
~If geography of a gal is good her history is probably bad
~The best girls will always hang out with the lousiest guys!
~Skirts getting shorter is the sign of booming economy
~The girl you want to be interested in you, always assumes you are already in a relationship.
Whenever a conversation with a girl begins to get interesting, someone always joins the conversation 
LAW OF THE BATHROOM:
When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.
LAW OF THE THEATRE:
People with the seats at the furthest from the aisle arrive last.
LAW OF BIOMECHANICS:
The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.
LAW OF THE TELEPHONE:
When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged one.
LAW OF THE WORKSHOP:
Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.
LAW OF THE RESULT:
When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will.
LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR:
After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.
LAW OF VARIATION:
If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.
LAW OF THE ALIBI:
If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the Next morning you will have a flat tire.
LAW OF CLOSE ENCOUNTERS:
The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.
LAW OF COFFEE:
As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold no matter how hot is your coffee is.
When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.
LAW OF THE THEATRE:
People with the seats at the furthest from the aisle arrive last.
LAW OF BIOMECHANICS:
The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.
LAW OF THE TELEPHONE:
When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged one.
LAW OF THE WORKSHOP:
Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.
LAW OF THE RESULT:
When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will.
LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR:
After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.
LAW OF VARIATION:
If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.
LAW OF THE ALIBI:
If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the Next morning you will have a flat tire.
LAW OF CLOSE ENCOUNTERS:
The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.
LAW OF COFFEE:
As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold no matter how hot is your coffee is.
LAW Of HOSPITALITY:
The hospital is a place where they will wake you up to give you a sleeping pill.....
can add loadz and loadz so try to add some more to my list via comments.........
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