Pressure vent..

I'm a lazy bum yet I feel I can work my ass off if I wish.
I'm an idiot yet I sometimes feel the world has a majority of them.
I don't stick to anything , may it be relations,movies ,books,studies,food,booze,chicks,dress,I just get bored so easily that I drift away and start doing something else..I think I was a dog in my earlier life..
I wanna do many things..sexy things, boring things,"wow dude" kinda things, "you are unbelievable!!" kinda stuff, "Fuck you!" stuff," ass -hole" stuff(Hindi), "ummm..ummm" stuff .."aah..aah" things too mostly but where's the time dude?

I came across an interesting question recently " what would you do if you got an extra hour every day? i.e25 hrs.."??When I was imaging what I would do I found that no matter how many extra hours are awarded I will still be the same silly guy,There is something fundamentally wrong with this entire world..may be evolution I guess .In the process of evolution people turned out to be more serious,may be after some 100 years people would see smile only in the photographs and think "Awww..what an awful expression these ancestors have?"

Why do people have serious faces? Why not every be like Joker in Batman,yea I don't mind the scars after all.
How come people like Rahul Gandhi come straight into politics and try to make this country a heaven? He is a college drop out,has done nothing except carrying the tag Gandhi, and how long are these people gonna vote based on the caste ,religgion and incentives?every day when I read about the Election issues in the paper I get frustrated.
These people never change,may be some Indian Hitler should come and set the things straight I'm fed up seeing the hungry mouths,deserted lands, dry tongues,empty bowels,corrupted hands,jobless youth, dying children.

Future part 2

oh well,i know your IQ may not be so great if you consider the average IQ of the people according to surveys it would be around 40 and if you drop readers who follow this blog from the data it would be around 10 so considering the worst case let me tell you what would be the future like to my brilliant readers as well as In-duh-viduals( thanx to Dilbert for the term)



>>>Who told women are minority and women are ruled by men?why is there a special attention towards women who actually rule the world? here is the argument
ECONOMY:
you think all the super and hyper markets are springing up to sell sports shoe and razor blade packets for men?Women are solely responsible for the economy almost 80% of the goods in the supermarkets are for women or at least 80% of the profits made by the organization would be via selling woman oriented products because they just buy them like that.

>>PROOF: Non availability of sex at all places and only at woman's consent.
I think only the fashion industry is ruled by men that is why we see woman in eye candy short dresses ,hopefully men will fight until death to remain in this industry otherwise we would be totally defeated.

>>In the future Pheromones will be invented so that you can artificially arouse people the advertisement would be something on similar lines.

" SEX AROUSAL PHEROMONES: warning may cause extreme arousal please stay away from animals!"

What do you think would be the most viewed TV serial in the future when the entire world would be working their ass off for 24*7?

A guy would sit in a chair with a chips packet for the whole one hour listening to music ,dreaming of last night's sex, his car being parked near his house and he reaching office on time.

Into the future

For all those of you who are eager or not even bothered about how the future would here's the glimpse of your vision 20x0 folks.

There are several predictions of which I'll mention some
prediction1: Sex with Aliens
prediction2:Women remain to be powerful as of now and still dominate men
prediction3:The whole economy would solely depend on women.

1. In the future Aliens would be among us and all you perverts who accidentally came to this blog by typing "sex" on Google and the others ( the brilliants) who regularly follow my blog yea you heard it right. I'm not just proposing this argument blindly because just look around you and you'll see how sex hungry people are,OK pervert I'll explain it in your own language .All the modern developments would be centered around women.

TV: to look at women prettier than those at home
VCD: look other guy seducing women
Car: To go for dates
Printing press: To draw your attention towards hot women
clothes: Not to draw more than one woman's attention because you would again feel sad for a poor performance while handling two at a time
Food: so that you can date until you survive.
Education: without which you can't read Play boy mate!
Medical field: To aid your performance and cash on your weaknesses.

So, people would be starving for sex,and then our alien friends would obviously provide a way out to satisfy the hunger.

The conversation between Alien and a human :
alien: hey sexy! i like your muscles.
human: oh that's natural, ummmmm can I touch that?
alien: yea, but that doesn't sexually arouse me.
human: but it looks soft and very bright I think I should proceed with that.
alien:I have done the same thing 3000 years ago when I was a human you moron.

MY kind of society

probably this is my shortest post...Dream society not far away,

The crazy renewal

All of us have the same problem of the software limited editions , the window which pops up out of blue saying " Sorry, but your account has been expired,please buy the full version for x$" when we are using the swr which we generally even don't look at which would be lying at the left most corner on the desktop with a pity face. now, a similar thing h append to me but this thing is cool folks..errr uber COOl.
I was using this Word Web pro dictionary software for quite long a few days back a window popped suddenly saying" you have been using Word Web for one year now you have an option to buy the full version or answer the following question" so,obviously I didn't want to buy the software when i can reinstall it so I thought I'll check what the question is finding it interesting. the question was something like this.
How many times did you travel by flight in the last 6 months?
options:
A. twice
B. thrice
c. Once
D. never

so,I thought I should be honest and at the same time I was considering their humanitarian side wanting to help people who never traveled by flights or their extreme hatred toward Rich people who travel by planes,so whatever it is I thought D is my answer and I clicked it cautiously .Then in few moments I was stroking my hair, sipping the last drop of coffee and looking at myself in the mirror and smiling at my prowess and intelligent analysis of the situation in short I was celebrating my victory,yea you guessed it right the window showed the message
" You can continue to use Word Web now"....A classic Victory aint it?
then I immediately slipped into my dream world on the cozy bed and when I woke up I thought i had a dream about the crazy renewal of word web pro software and I thought why would anyone have such crazy renewal schemes, so I dismissed the thought and carried on my daily nonsense but deep inside me I was very sure that it wasn't a dream so I thought I should google my doubt then I tried all possible combinations like word web pro expiry,word web pro renewal,word web,word web pro expiry message ,wes web pro expiry and finally i got what i wanted a forum on Word web
then to my surprise I found that it wasn't any dream but true.....heres the discussion from the forum

checker OPosted: Mon sep 24,s2o07n8s:16-cm Post subject: I9quot)en
tts a 30-day-version only.
It says: A1l users may use word web for 30 days for evaluation purposes.
Join.d: 20 2oo7 after 30 days you may use it only if you take less than 3 flights in any 12 month period
Posts: 262 .'... If you fly more than this you must purchase word web Pro to continue using the sottware after 30 days'.r
uocation: Ingolstadt.
Germany
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grannyGeek OPosted: Mon sep 24. 2oo7 5:s6 pm Post subject: (squoteJe
I havent gone to the site, but quoting from Checkers quote
Joined: 26 Uar 2o07
Posts: 158 Quote:
After 30 days you may use it only if you take less than 3 flights in any 12 month period