boon/bane?

When I was drafting the below post I thought i should add some of the annoying sms and to my surprise there are some sites dedicated for annoying sms. here are some of the excerpts load yourself and use them as defense when some one is bugging you this is kwn as de(err) re bugging I guess.

I am a killer, I kill people for money.....But because you are my friend, I'll kill you for nothing!

News: 3 Chimps escaped from the zoo... 1 was caught watching tv... another playing football and the third one was caught reading this txt message

You are so beautiful, sweet and faithful... It is a pity that I do not like animals!!!

Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now..... sorry I will leave, I can't find a brain.

u should do 2 things in the morning 1)pray to GOD so u can live 2) have a shower so others can live...

Roses are red, violets are blue, when I sense the smell of the bathroom, I think of you !

One day theres a meeting in da forest attended by tiger, horse, lion etc... but the meeting has not been started cos the monkey is reading this.

UR 100%beautiful UR 100%lovely UR 100%sweet UR 100%nice and UR 100%stupid to believe these words!

I'm at the Police Station. The police caught me & filed a case against me 4 "POSSESSION OF GOOD LOOKS" I'm doomed! NEED SOMEONE UGLY 2 BAIL ME OUT; So HURRY UP!

Your teeth are so yellow, i can't believe it's not butter!!!

You are like a toilet-youre either freé, täken, unävaìlable, éngagéd, out of order, taking the piss, or just full of shit!!

	CNN News. Bush orders 15,000 FBI trained dogs to track down Osama. FBI awaiting further orders as one of the dogs is reading this
	Roses are red ... Violets are blue ... but a face like yours belongs in the zoo !!!

This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog! ... Now read without the word dog.

Brain detector activated, calibrating, now searching.........still searching......get a good grip of your mobile....still searching.......no brains found.

Will we play the hulk together??.....I will be tall and strong and you green and ugly!!!

For you I would go as far as the end of the world. Do you promise to stay here ?"

HALLO, this is your mobile. There is no particular problem. I just wanted to leave your pocket, want the smell is unbearable!!!

You used to be so ugly that your mother had to tie a steak around your neck, otherwise even the dog would not play with you