Over heard:

Did you know the saying wall's have ears?Idon't really care if they have but sure I do have ears and wtf? even you people Iguess.Except if they have been damaged due to love bite or prone extremely to "bak***di(sheer nonsense).
...fine before you lose your ground let me tell you what my point is ,I hear to people when they speak ,oh god common you too hear but I recently started listening (not just hearing) to different sets of people on various occasions and if I pool them together I found it a bit funny

Two friends walking to hostel from college

1.gpa of both <7.
A:Oh yaa dude I missed that last ball, .....xactly he has got ballzz man...!!
B:Yea, I knw but see irfan pat ...Oh Beh***od look at that pink dress ,..there that far left corner she sure needs me!

2.gpa >8

A:what re? you completed that last problem of the previous week's last class?(excuse A for bad english)
B:Oh haan that one where you take e^(a+1.2345i+9083k) ?that one I remeber the answer is 1.2 ah no wait -1.2.

3.gpa>9
A: (doesn't talk)
. thought process inside the brain:( oh god this B has 0.34 gpa more than me!!)
B:(doesn't talk) if talks asks whats A's current cgpa is?

4. Neigbhours who are neither friends nor enemies:
A: Thinks if he should say hii"to B and puts a half smiled face so that he doesn't have to shy off if B didn't return the smile ..

B: same thought procedure as A or looks at the sky /walls/ground/ till A passes by.

5.The achievements :

1.

A: you know what? yesterday we were in the bar I had full three kf strong bottles up.
B:thats it? dude I saw you .Even I was there when you were leaving I was having my fourth one by then

2.gpa >8( faking that both watched a movie ,and countering the questions with intelligent answering) {excuse A nd B for bad eng}

A:yesterday I watched the movie that one re that troy .
B: oh that one I watched last week only
A:what is that hero's name?
B; awwww..mmm...don't know new one I think
A: how do you like the plot?
B:ok,not bad but can be better.
A:climax was good no?
B:you liked it?it can be better no?

6.Two hot chicks

A:oh ya I knw he's a sucker but you knw hes a terrible fucker?how's my new mini from Levi's?
B:I think I should bunk the class, need to finish my waxing stuff and ..God heres the call again from your bf.

7.Two average looking chicks

A: I bought the Levi's pants yesterday huh that karan never gives a damn to what I say you know?any way have you.....
B:oh i'll msg karan don't worry.

8.not be killed chicks kind
A:what is the load on a dc motor at 10 Amp when a compressor load is running? hey my chunnii is torn here...
B:hey I'm planning of getting a pair of jeans and tee
A:are you nuts?
B;ok..i'll go with the pink kurta then